dalblue: amoying: friend’s parent: would you like something to drink? me: no thank you me inside: the thirst is real
meganski23: I honestly just remembered this story but my neighbour runs a hotel with a library where they have a “take a book, leave a book” policy and one day he went into the library to find that the shelves had been completely cleared out, nothing was left except for one little thing. What was left behind, you ask? A single copy of The Book Thief.
CAN WE STOP TO TALK ABOUT HOW FUCKING WEIRD TREES...
turpentinehoneybee: tespian-mage: SERIOUSLY TREES WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW THIS FUCKER’S LIVING ON THE EDGE NOW THIS TREE’S FUCKING COLORFUL TREE GO HOME YOU ARE DRUNK NOW THEY’RE IN A KNOT HOW THE FUCK HOLY FUCK TREES STOP TREES OFMDZDGJKHADFKLJG
ianthe: schmergo: ianthe: nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too… It tastes like an...
davehugs: pros to being a jellyfish ur cute n beautiful you never have to go to college ur parents dont judge u ur allowed 2 be sassy dont get near my tentacles silly boys ill kill you whats a gender u just look amazing and float around all day wooooo cons to being a jellyfish
jumpers-and-bowties: arstark: dangerhamster: arstark: there is no evidence to prove that timelords exist, however there is no evidence to prove that timelords don’t exist therefore timelords do exist everybody go home except for timelords - they can’t go home. NO
foreverstuckinsadness: wheniswarped: -annoying: you can totally tell when someone has a tumblr just by looking at them or hearing the way they talk it’s like a different race or something But there’s people who have a tumblr and then there’s people who have a tumblr. Exactly^
u-kill-me-in-a-good-way: violettesilence: jesuislegrandefromage: montypythonandtheholyblog: hotdamnope: kangiku: the 12 year olds on this website get really mad if you point out the fact that they’re 12 r u serious NOT EVERY 12 OLD GETS REALLY ANGRY jesues sometimes people are just so dumb ughh this is almost as fun as playing spot the vegan. Spot the vegan? Yeah…the vegan...
Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
royal-high: a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS
dreamwurks: hacheload: rosenkristall: TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO SIGNAL BOOST HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I CHECKED AND THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. We need 5,000,000 signatures i know there’s enough bloggers out there hell sign twice using different emails.
folie-a-tout: heyaeya: dameofspace: pandyssian: OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this: THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY...
Doctor: *eliminates self from history*
Doctor: *is found by children using Google*
lampsarepeopletoo: they call me macklemore in math class because im like what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what
bluewriters: hacheload: cronusempire: steven-moffat: grim-bark-tier: lordwhat: There should be a show called “You’ll Never Find Out” where each week there’s a new story with a new set of characters and it always ends on a cliffhanger. Well hello there satan NO BUT THEN IN THE SEASON FINALE THEY HAVE LIKE 3 MINUTE SPOTS TO SHOW THE CONCLUSIONS FOR ALL THE STORIES AND PLOT...
On the scale of 1 to 10...
beben-eleben: You are a 9, and I am the 1 you need.
technoskittles: rneerkat: rneerkat: which fruit tells the worst jokes the punapple the annoying orange
throwitintheflames: mischeviousmeghan: thebetamale: in chinese we dont say “i love you” we say “亂倫是最好的” which means “our love has no comparison.” i think it’s beautiful What if someone tattooed this on themselves because of this post
inbox: inbox: inbox: inbox: inbox: knock knock whos there may I come in? may I come in who? may i come in you
someone: what are your plans for the weekend
me: who knows
me: (i know)
me: (i'm not leaving the house)
pingustolemysanity: imagine-your-fav-character: Imagine your favorite character barging into your room this moment, grabbing your hand, and taking you with them into their world Lets be honest though most of us would be dead within a week
alegitteapot replied to your post: Have you ever kissed the last person you texted? Are you sure Alex? I’m positive I’ve never kissed Logan…awake
Anonymous asked: Have you ever kissed the last person you texted?
maliciousmelons: when the bell rings to go to lunch
meladoodle: do you wonder if god ever thinks ‘woah these humans were kinda a bad idea’